April 27, 2007
When Perffesor Diaz became flat
THE FLAT MAN
I was going to go weigh in a scale in the gas station and I noticed that I weighed 206pounds.I didn’t want to weigh that much so I didn’t want to weigh that much so I decided to put my self on a diet. So I started to do push ups, pull-ups, and sit ups anything healthy. I started eating better to. I woke up the next morning and didn’t notice that I was flat. I took a shower, brushed my teeth and got dressed to go for my morning jog. While I was running I started saying Hi to every person I passed but when I said Hi to them they started to look at me with strange faces I started to getsurious on why they looked at me like that. I passed threw my friends house and he looked at me with the same face. I Asked why are you looking at me that way?” He said you want to really tell you” I replied yes.” He said ok come in” he took me to His room and Told me to look in the told me to look in the mirror. “I didn’t see nothing” I told him what. He said turn sideways. I saw my self and I started going crazy. I kept looking at my self and finally I yelled I’M FLAT! The next day I went to the doctors they said “I’m sorry but we cant do nothing about it” I asked well cant you tell me away to fix it? He replied “no” all have to say is have fun being flat. He started laughing and I just said Ha Ha Ha very funny I went home and remembered that I forgot that I left it in the house. Everything was looked so I couldn’t come in. Then I had a Idea said to my self “hey I’m fiat I could go in. So I got down and slid under the door. When I got in I said hey being flat is really helpful. I haven’t carried a key for 3 months. so I started doing things like being a kite, flying, and floating on water. But people made fun of me there in Ca. So I moved to the flattest place in the united states “Kansas”. So I put myself in a envelope and sended it to Kansas. When I got to Kansas I did funny things like bye close to match the ground to scare everyone that passed by. But to honest there wasn’t really anyone there to scare. I guess there’s not to many people there because Its Kansas. ”I loved It there in Kansas everyone was so friendly” but still it wasn’t as fun as Ca. I started to miss the way I was before I was flat. I missed doing things like sports. Cooking my own food, and being able to hold things properly. I wanted to go back to the same way I was. I had an Idea so I rushed over to the nearest fast food restaurant and I told them to super size my burger. “They asked me” Are you sure. “I replied” yes I’m sure just give me one. He gave me one and I couldn’t finish it on the same day so I ate it every day for a week. Every day that’s all I ate. I finally finished it so I looked in the mirror and I noticed that I wasn’t flat no more. I was so happy so I decided to go back to Ca. But I remembered that I wasn’t flat no more so I had to pay for my flight back. When I got home I remembered some thing I don’t have a key
The end
April 25, 2007
How to save the Enviroment
Some people like to clean up the trash when their in the ground. The president needs to make a law to make the environment clean. That way people can follow the law and pick up the trash. The environment will be clean then. I think that the best way to get people to clean after them self and stop littering is to show them what life will be like in the future if people keep littering.
April 18, 2007
my answers
To me the most important amendment is ended slavery. Because if no body stopped slavery we would probably still be slaves today.
If I could get rid of a amendment it would be two term limit for president. Because if they did a good job they should get to be president more then once.
If I could add an amendment it would be that everybody has the right to carry a weapon for there own protection. Because a lot of people get killed or very hurt and I believe that no person should be killed or hurt for a car, or rims, or anything.
April 3, 2007
my favorite site by antonio
I think that http://www.constitutioncenter.org/constitution/ was
the best site.Because it gives you more options
